Yep. You’re sick and tired of carrying around those itsy bitsy, teeny weeny, terribly excuses for muscles, aren’t you? I know – because I used to be an el shrimpo just like you.
Not anymore, though.
Now, I’m buff, sexy and covered in rippling and strong muscles. Don’t worry – I won’t squash you. Although I probably should…
Because you’ve been sucking down those muscle-building powders and pathetically lifting weights in your basement for months with no results. Sure, your muscles might be tight but why are they so puny?
Ok half-pint. Settle down. I’m about to show you how I went from you to me in just a few months’ time. No, I’m not talking about getting calf implants, here. I’m talking about using the right methods.
You see, although you are pathetic, you’re trying awfully hard. You just don’t have the right knowledge of what you can use to make that effort pay off. I do.
You’ll learn how to use many different tactics for building those tiny muscles into rippling, huge, strong muscles that will not only impress the ladies – heck, it will impress you!
Don’t fall for those over the counter powders that you’re supposed to mix into your food…like muscles are going to magically appear overnight. Come on now, let’s get real ok. I’m going to show you the exact processes I used to gain my rippling muscles and then you can follow my system.
Awful nice of me to let you do that, isn’t it?
Hey – don’t think I’m being insensitive. This is why I’m offering it to you anyway. I know, I used to be there. Man, it was embarrassing to take off my shirt and show my little birdy chest. Forget going to the gym and showing off for the ladies. I wouldn’t even really look in the mirror unless I was wishing I could use the force to create hard, huge muscles.
So, I know what you’re going through. It’s pretty damn frustrating that none of that ‘wishing’ builds muscle isn’t it? Well, never fear – buff, sexy me is here. I’m going to go ahead and give you the tools you need to build larger, more defined, chiseled muscles on that scrawny little frame of yours.
You’ll be thanking me later, and if you don’t, I really don’t care. I’ll still be hotter than you..
So, here’s what you’ll learn with my ‘Muscle Gaining Revealed’ manual:
Now, before you get your underwear in a wad, let me tell you…I know this will work for you? Why? Because…remember, I said I was a shrimpo like you at one point too. And…I’ve witnessed the transformation of thousands of other shrimpos just like you from using my amazing, genius ideas.
So, here’s what I say – if you don’t like the results you get from the ‘Muscle Gaining Revealed’ package, I’ll give you every bit of your money back. That’s right…if you seem to think you can do better without my package, I’ll give you your money and leave you to flounder around like a skinny little chicken in the middle of winter – no sweat off my biceps.
Hey…that’s 100% GUARANTEED. So, don’t be scared sissy boy. I’ll give you the information you need to finally gain some muscle.
I’ll even throw in a few bonuses. Yep, that’s right. In fact, when you order today, I’ll give you more than $75 in bonuses absolutely FREE. See – I told you I’m not insensitive.
So, it’s about time for me to go stare at myself in the mirror for an hour or two while I rub glistening oi on my rock hard abs. But there’s just one more thing I want to tell you. I really like the thought of being beautiful and RICH, so this low, low price isn’t going to last very long.
If you don’t get it now, you’ll probably end up paying a lot more very soon. Don’t delay because if you do, you’ll probably cry. Get it today.
P.S. One more thing – don’t forget about my guarantee. You’ll love the new you or you’ll get your dough back, no questions asked. That’s for certain, partner. Don’t miss out on your one chance to get the real methods it takes to go from you to me…you will not be disappointed.
P.P.S. Ok…one MORE thing. If you buy today, you get those great free bonuses I told you about a minute ago. You really don’t want to miss out on those. Hey, I don’t care if you ever look sexy like I do…you can stay a skinny skinny boy man for the rest of your life. But you care. So get ‘Muscle Gaining Revealed’ now.